Vintage Tumblr Themes

lindsaylohoean:

if you yell at me because i did something wrong there’s a 764% chance that i won’t care

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

lamelohan:

mom: your room is dirty

me: image


operator:  911, please hold.
me:  stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer:  ok